Thanks for agreeing to be on Chicos, Emily.
You’re most welcome. It’s a preasure to be here.

This is a nice room you have. In a nice apartment.
Thank you. I won it in a contest.

What kind of contest?
I joined this daredevil eating contest last year. It was partly sponsored by the MADES (Malaysian-American Durian Eating Society). So naturally durian was one of the things we had to eat. Being the adventurous girl that I am, I rose to the challenge and had a whole big nibble.

Err… that’s ummm.. impressive.
And you know what? After that I didn’t throw up. I usually throw up all the time, partly to lose weight, but this time I didn’t.

What do you do for a living?
I’m a cup tester.

So you test bra cups to see if they meet with international bra sizing standards?
No silly, I mean cups that you drink out of. It’s quite intellectual work actually. I test them to make sure the shape and curve of the lip fit snugly into my mouth.

Err… that’s kinda…. stimulating. I think you would have made a much better bra cup tester.
What? With these little marbles of mine? You are too kind, but you don’t have to lie. I know my boobs are a little on the teeny side. It might be because of all that vomitting that I do. When I’ve saved up enough money to enlarge my boobs by 3 sizes then i might consider getting that bra cup testing job.

Ok, looks like that’s all we have time for. I wish you all the best in your future endeavours.
Oh, you’re so cuuuute when you use them big words.